Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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