Well douche your snatch and let's go!
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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