i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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