i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
