Having a random hookup so left but love u
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Randomize
