i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
last night I used snow as a chaser
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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