There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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