Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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