alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
So vagazzling was a success
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
