So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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