He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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