matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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