his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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