Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
lets start a swedish sibling band together
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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