Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Randomize
