got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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