Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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