Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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