My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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