so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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