Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I just had sex on a roof
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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