she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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