stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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