You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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