Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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