GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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