No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
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