Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Operation Purity has been aborted
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
