There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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