well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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