We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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