I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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