My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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