Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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