So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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