he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
home. puking in laundry basket.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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