Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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