Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
