Whod you bang
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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