Im at strip club and am horny
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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