It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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