didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
you will always have a special place in my vag
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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