Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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