did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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