Sponge bath it is.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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