Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
