I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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