She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I have already put on my inside pants.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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