at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
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