He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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