For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
